Theodore Roosevelt > Chuck Norris
- Thread starter Bickendan
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Yub
Anachrophobic
Roosevelt once ate all the jelly beans in existence [including the entire population of the planet Gelibeen] for a bet. Knowing the chaos this would cause, after settling settling the wager, he created a time machine out of, wired it backwards deliberately and sent everyone in the universe back three days, excepting himself.
Bickendan
Shifty sumbitch
Kitty
Sinless and Purrfect
Roosevelt coined the term rough rider. Roosevelt is the very definition of badass.
I couldve sworn I seen him in the DMX vid.