The White Sweater

[Love Child]

I wonder if I will be able to keep the white sweater clean?

 

[Starship Coyote]

STFU Jillian.

 

[Love Child]

Oh, we are doing this?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is it a cardigan or a pullover? Cotton, shetland, cashmere?

When you wear it, are you a Sweater Girl?

 

[Love Child]

Pull over
with a huge neck that I could almost wear as a hood....wait a second
Shit
I'm taking the sweater back or dying it black!

It is really quite plain actually. Not a sweater girl at all, just a basic knit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe you could paint a tacky holiday landscape on it and wear it to a Holiday Ugly Sweater Party.

EVERYONE IS HAVING THEM THEY ARE HARD TO ESAPE YOU WILL BE SWEATERIMILATED.

 

[The Question]

I wonder if I will be able to keep the white sweater clean?

Not after the puppy you're microwaving explodes after you open the microwave door.

 

[Loktar]

Not after the puppy you're microwaving explodes after you open the microwave door.

There's a shortage of perfect breasts. Why would she microwave them? And only one of them?

 

[The Question]

Because she's kuh-RAAAAAYYYYYYY-zee!

 

[Loktar]

Because she's kuh-RAAAAAYYYYYYY-zee!

ILC yes. LC No.

 

[Love Child]

I am crazy as fuck.

 

[Love Child]

Maybe you could paint a tacky holiday landscape on it and wear it to a Holiday Ugly Sweater Party.

EVERYONE IS HAVING THEM THEY ARE HARD TO ESAPE YOU WILL BE SWEATERIMILATED.

I got it in my "Stich FIx" box. They send you 5 things, if you buy all 5 you get a discount if you don't then everything is a million $! In this box, they also included a sweater with elbow pads-"A preppy sweater" they said. WTF?!

 

[The Question]

I am crazy as fuck.

Some fucks are crazier than others. Old white married couple fuck? None too crazy. Coked-up Peruvian midget gigglefuck? Plenty crazy.

 

[Loktar]

I am a crazy ass fuck.

heh.