The PC brigade just ordered me to stop wearing socks

[CaptainWacky]

Apparently it's "footist".

 

[Mentalist]

;'gdg

 

[curiousa2z]

lolz!

wear them any way you REBEL you!

 

[Cassie]

It's not footist if you wear them on your hands too.

 

[headvoid]

Chop off your feet and they can't get to you. It's the only way to deal with these people

 

[Fuddlemiff]

FREE FEET

 

[CaptainWacky]

I informed the Daily Mail but they said they're not interested unless I can somehow wokr aslyum seekers into the story.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

ASYLUM SEEKERS STEALING ALL BRITAIN'S FEET?

 

[CaptainWacky]

AHMED FROM BIG BROTHER THREW PLATES AT MY FEET.

 

[Dr Dave]

I shall wear socks today.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's it, Dr.Dave! Put your foot down! With a sock on!!

 

[Dr Dave]

I have socks on now.

I am fighting the man.

 

[Cassie]

I am not wearing socks, I don't like socks they make me hot.

 

[Dr Dave]

I had to take my socks off, they got wet.

 

[Cassie]

!

 

[Dr Dave]

stupid socks!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WACKY'S SOCKS AT GUANTANAMO, DAY 278!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

I'm wearing one sock in support of Wacky's Gitmo socks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Which were invented first: socks or shoes?