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The Mine Field Must Recapture Its Former Seedy Glory

The Question

Eternal
Banned.
Therefore: DISCUSS! :who?me?: :bigass: :pissed: :yoohoo: :sarek:
 
Using that classic, and often forgotten array of smileys is a start.
 
CAN WE PUT THE GENIE BACK IN THE BOTTLE? WOULD BABY OIL HELP?
 
JUST RING UP A FEW OLD FRIENDS AND INVITE THEM OVER FOR TEA AND RAPE!
 
I think we should cook it and eat it
 
I want to be naked and rub mud all over me and chase girls.
 
Are you sure you wouldn't rather rub girls all over you and chase mud?

I WOULD! :sarek:
 
Reports of my death have been highly exaggerated!
 
Unless I strangle you with a muddy fish.
 
Using that classic, and often forgotten array of smileys is a start.

Don't give a certain douchebag who will remain nameless any ideas. He already goes smiley crazy.
 
Perhaps Henoch should be beaten with mummified horse penids.
 
I always pick the stems and seeds out before smoking...
 
Fuck a duck and rape an ape.
 
let's all eat pie. hair pie.
 
MEOW, CHOKE, DEAD.
 
Cassie makes my cock go BOING! Which is strange and more than a little terrifying, as flesh should never, NEVER make a "boing" sound for any reason.
 
makes an extra batch of eggnog.
 
Cassie makes the world go round, drink some cum, you stupid clown...
 
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