The Maytag repairman just left

[Cassie]

Obviously the commercials LIE! He wasn't wearing a hat!

 

[Dr Dave]

You should have said something to him about that.

 

[Laker_Girl]

You should have said, "HEY! You're not Gordon Jump!" Except Gordon Jump is dead so of course he's not.

 

[Dr Dave]

Say it like your mad as hell and not going to take it anymore.

 

[Cassie]

He has to order a part so HE WILL BE BACK AND i WILL SAY THINGS TO HIM.

Also he wasn't even cute. A BIT REDNECK IMO.

 

[Dr Dave]

Ask him for beer!

 

[curiousa2z]

did he take off his shirt to wash it to test the machine? Maybe his chest is nicer than his face.

HEY IT COULD HAPPEN!

 

[Dr Dave]

You should wash his clothing for him.

 

[Cassie]

He's not still here you know!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's a Maytag?

 

[Dr Dave]

It's a brand of washing/dryer machines.

 

[starbys]

I thought the Maytag repairman was a myth.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe they are. Maybe men go around pretending to be Maytag repairmen just so they can get into women's houses and sniff their washing machine. NOT TRYING TO WORRY YOU OR ANYTHING, CASSIE.

 

[starbys]

But... wouldn't a washing machine by definition have a nice clean smell?

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's what they get off on!

 

[starbys]

So they go to the store and buy Bounce strips and Better Homes & Gardens?

 

[Cassie]

NOW I AM WORRIED!!! He said he had to "order" a "part" and that he'd be back! Dirty washer sniffer!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It has to be a single woman's clean washing machine for them to get their jollies. That "part" is without a doubt a penis-enlarger so that he can fill the whole machine.

 

[Cassie]

I bet he uses the extra rinse cycle!

 

[Dr Dave]

He must like to waste water, the cad!