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The matrix is in my kitchen drawer

whisky

Boobie inspector
Remember the matrix, the first one, the only half decent one?

There is no spoon right?

In my drawers I have about ten knives, about ten forks, and about two spoons.

I started off with teh same number of everything, so spoons are dissapearing.

Damn you Neo!
 
Spoons are never washed when you stumble in at 4 in the morning desperate for some coco pops. You either have to forgo the chocolaty goodness or risk you life in the freezing waters of the washing up bowl.
 
You could just pour the milk and coco pops into a glass instead.
 
Eww.
 
In what way would that be different than spooning them into your mouth?

They have cupasoup, why not glassacocopops?
 
Because it's WRONG.
 
You could put them in a blender, but then you're drunk so the lid would fly off and it would explode all over the kitchen, plus it's 4AM so you'd wake up the whole house. So no.
 
Why does that sound like you learned that from expereince?
 
lol. I'm gonna have to try drinking my breakfast from a glass. Does it work with a full English, you think? :D
 
If you put it in a blender maybe
 
I reckon all the fat would separate. Eww. :D
 
You could just skim that off.
 
Mmm.. French toast.
 
All this has made me think of frog in a blender. You'll just have to google it yerself.
 
No need to, well aware of it.
 
And don't want to.
 
It's a cartoon :rwmad:
 
STILL.
 
IT'S A FUNNY CARTOON!! I made you look at it before, I think, ANYWAY. The frog asks for it.
 
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