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The Jedward Sexuality Thread

OMAGORD AH COOT MAHSALF WHILE SAYIN DAWNT COOT YURSALF
 
As I type this, thousands of pervy geeks are taking a still from the mutual-toothbrush scene, and Photoshopping out the toothbrushes.
 
"We've never doon IT before. Show us how it's doon."

"Yeeeaaah. Show us how it's doon!"

"Me first!"

"NO, EdWARD, me first!!"

etc.
 
Best Jedward moment was...

Paddy: If Britney Spears came into the house right now, would you service her?
Jedward: Service her? She's not a pinball machine!
 
Mentalist said:
They are, without a doubt, the strangest and most fascinating people I have ever seen.

They can get away with being like this now... just wait until they're in their 30's.
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Narrator: THEY ARE STILL LIKE THIS IN THEIR 30s!!!11111

 
I absolutely love them. I did not see Jedward being so consistent and unapologetic in being themselves for all this time. They were clearly more savvy than I realised, but when you consider the fame grinder they went through as teenagers and how they were considered the butt of the joke for so long, it is pretty fucking impressive that they turned out so well. Looking back at some of the jeering now, they come out of it looking better than the ones that were getting the laughs. I'm still not sure if it is because they were able to levitate over the bullshit so effectively because they are actually geniuses or because they are just mental enough in general to have been unaffected, but I don't think it matters either way.
 
 
UPDATE! John has his own Insta now and his pinned post shows him and "his girl" starting a new chapter in London AND was he just on Ex On The Beach and what's that about @CaptainWacky @Mentalist @Fuddlemiff YE LADS ARE FALLIN DOWN ON THE JOB I NEED YE TA KEEP ME POHSTED!



But I don't see a separate account for Edward, he still uses jepicpics I guess... STILL GOING WITH JOHN STR8 ED GHEY, or they're both bi but leaning in diff directions, or maybe Ed's asexual... ALL I KNOW IS WE'RE ALL FECKIN OLD NOW.
 
 
I remember a theory when they were on BB that one of them was acting too camp and the other kept telling him to tone it down. Was Edward the camp actor? PROBABLY.
 
I went thru several Jedward threads deciding where to put these new posts, and the general consensus was Edward was more camp and John was telling him to tone it down. Our conclusions about what this meant flip-flopped over the years, but I'm still going with John leaning more towards het, Edward leaning towards bi/gay. BECAUSE THESE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT!
 
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