BlazerBoy
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A videotape was sent to Al jazeera today, by god, announcing his cancellation of the human race after the current season. This comes just a week after Satan pulled the plug on the dismal Super-Demon race. God could not be reached for comment, as he is still at large despite US President George Bush's repeated attempt to capture and apprahend the deity who is rumored to be holed up in Palestine for the last 40 days and 40 nights. "We'll smoke him out with special tactics and mechanizationisism. He will be brought to justice, and face trial for his crimes against democracy. I am the President, and by god, we'll find that bastard.", the leader said, with a disarming and toothy grin. The Bush Administration had no comment on the threats of cancellation from God, but did announce that several super-demons have in fact, joined the coalition forces searching the Mohave for God. In conjunction with the Presidents sweeping Catholic Church closure and realignment bill, this will bring coalition forces in the area to an all-time high, as defrocked priests, Super-Demons, and migrant workers all fight this honarable war, at least, until the end of this season. No spoilers on the series finale have been leaked, though the Vatican reports that celestial events may be involved. The Pentagon has raised the terror alert to Red.
