*The Eggs mayonnaise appreciation thread*

[Mentalist]

Because he rules.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I remember the first time Eggs and I skipped school to go fishing down at the creek. We used bologna to catch crawdads.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Those were simpler times, lad...

LOVE TO MY PEEPS

 

[Mentalist]

And you let me take the rap. YOU BASTARDS!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Eggs would always pick me up in his jaloppy and take me to school. A stand-up guy, that Eggs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I remember when Gayboy Bruce didn't want Mine Field threads on the "new posts" thing...BUT NOW LOOK AT HIM.

 

[Loktar]

I remember how Eggs gently caressed my penis as he taught me how to masturbate.

(Not really I just didn't feel like being left out of the Eggs appreciation)

 

[BlazerBoy]

I remember when Eggs first instructed me in the ways of the force. Now I force myself on all kinds of people, thanks to that valuable training.

You know I got love for you, Eggy.

 

[curiousa2z]

HUZZAH for Eggs Mayonnaise!

*pockets the five dollars*

 

[jack]

I remember the time Eggs taught me how to squeeze the base.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

It was Eggs who done that?

Wow.

My wife doesn't like Eggs. I always get "the look" when I cook Eggs, be it fried, scrambled, and/or poached. (Ok, I lie, I don't even like poached Eggs.)

She doesn't care for Mayo, either. Hm. Weird.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I remember when Gayboy Bruce didn't want Mine Field threads on the "new posts" thing...BUT NOW LOOK AT HIM.

Yeah, that Gayboy Bruce was a real tightass. Good thing I caged him under the porch, and only let him out to post hot pix in the Tea Room...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good indeed!