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The Detective Dr Dave Adventures: The Damn Disaster Conspiracy

Dr Dave

Dr Dave

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Episode 1: It's not a good day to be Loktar

Loktar walked around the lown of LeCloud in Quebec, Canada. Loktar was celebrating getting his Jr Detective 3rd grade certificate, from the Cassie and Tisiphone Detective School. Suddenly he noticed people running in opposite direction past him.

"Run!" shouted curiousa2z

Loktar saw a wall of water coming right towards him.

"We're all going to die eh!" shouted a Canadian man wearing a Montreal Alouettes t-shirt.

Loktar started running, but the water was just to fast, and he got quickly swpet under.

Suddenly somebody grabbed Loktar's hands, it was curiousa2z and CaptainWacky.

"What happend!" said Loktar, rather stunned by the turn of events.

"The damn broke, I think somebody blew it!" said curiousa2z

"Now I'm wet!" said CaptainWacky, rather irritated as this was not the washing hour.

"Who could do this?" asked Loktar

curiousa2z had a emergency radio on her (as she alwyas did).

"This just in, two damns have breached, possibly by explosions. The first was outside the city of LeCloud in Quebec, the other...yes it was near Muddy Lake in Ontario" said a reporter

"That's rather strange.." said Lotkar

"Yeah, I think we need a detective." said curiousa2z

"I'm a detective!" said Loktar

"Hey my cat's alive, BY GOOD!" said CaptainWacky, picking up his cat.

"Meow!" said the Cat

"Right, we should call Dr Dave, I hear he's in British Columbia, touring the BC Lions Stadium" said CaptainWacky

"How do you know?" asked Loktar

"Well it's a known fact he's a fan of the BC Lions, and wanted a tour." said CaptainWacky

"But how does that explain..." said Loktar

Just then the rescue helicopter arrived.

"Just in time!" said curiousa2z, laughing.

To be continued...
 
Episode 2:"To Quebec!"

Dr Dave was finishing up his tour of the historic BC Lions stadium when a man came running up wearing a moose hat with a canadian fag on it and waving his arms.

"Dr Dave, Dr Dave, thank god you're still here. I'm Miles Edemblower from the Canadian Prime Minister's office, we need your help!" said Miles Edemblower

"Yes, I figured you were from there." replied Dr Dave

"How did you know?!" asked Miles Edemblower

"Well, the standard moose hat does not have a canadian fag on it, per rules. Also only members of the Prime Ministers office wear that style of moose hat. That and Isaw you on the news last week with the prime minister" said Dr Dave

"We need your help, somebody is blowing up our dams." said Miles Edemblower

"Indeed, I will help. Where was the first damn blown up?" asked Dr Dave

"Quebec." said Miles Edemblower

"To Quebec!" said Dr Dave

To be continued...
 
Episode 3: Damn Damns, mysteries, and Bick Boxes Part 1.
Dr Dave arrived promptly in LeCloud and was met by Loktar.

"Loktar you old pipe, say why do you not have shoes on?" asked Dr Dave

"I'm not sure...the flood took them!" replied Loktar

"Ah yes, floods. Have Cassie and Tisiphone arrived yet?: asked Dr Dave looking around.

"They're supposed to show up." replied Dr Dave

"I didn't know..." said Loktar looking worried that Dr Dave might get angry with him.

"No matter, let us go to the broken damn." Said Dr Dave, as he hailed a cab.

"What do you think you will find?" asked Loktar

"The first clue..and if I'm not mistaken...Cassie and Tisiphone...LADY DETECTIVES!" replied Dr Dave rather loudly.

"Where too sir!" said the Cab Driver

"Well..Fuddlemiff, take us to the damn outside of town." replied Dr Dave

"How did you..." replied Fuddlemiff

"The id on your cab drivers license is the canadian pronunciation of Fufflemiff." noted Dr Dave.

The cab ride was some 1.4 hours. Dr Dave was silent for the most part, although he did chuckle twice at some up turned boats.

Detective Dr Dave and Detective 3rd grade Loktar arrived at the dam. "It smells odd...I've sensed this before..." said Dr Dave

Suddenly a man was running from the partialy destroyed control tower, a woman was chasing him.

"Hellp!" he said as he ran past Dr Dave.

"Penis!" shouted a woman

Dr Dave picked up a brick and tossed it at the man who fell over infront of Loktar.

"Sit on him." instructed Dr Dave, adding "Hello Cassie..."

"Dr Dave!" Said Cassie

"And where is Tisiphone...my guess is investigating those empty contaners of Zelda games strewn about..." said Dr Dave

"I NEED TO FIND IT!" shouted Tisiphone looking up.

"Yes...well Let us go inspect the blast site." Said Dr Dave.

The group, minus Loktar who was sitting on the man went to the site.

"Maps...sheets of classical music...how...strange..yes...it must be..." Said Dr Dave, concentrating and looking about.

"What did this..." asked Cassie

"The Bick Box." replied Dr Dave.

To be continued...
 
Episode 4: Damn Damns, mysteries, and Bick Boxes Part 2

"Bick Box?!" shouted the rest of the group.

"Indeed." replied Dr Dave

"Classic Dr Dave stock answer!" Said CaptainWacky, who just fell from a tree.

"How do you now it was the Bick Box?" asked Cassie

"Well, you see all the maps strewn about and the devastation. This is a Bick Box blast sight. Bick boxes are some of the most destructive forces known to man. It's hard to blow up a damn. I believe if we look for explosives we won't find them. Tisiphone, if you would be so kind as to use the bomb residue detecting device, you can confirm my suspensions." said Dr Dave

Tisiphone did so, and returned 15 minits later.

"No bomb residue" said Tisiphone

"As I suspected" replied Dr Dave

"Could it be a mechanical issue?" asked Cassie

"No, the authorities have already ruled that out and looked for bomb residue, neither was the cause. This is a classic sign of The Bick Box" said Dr Dave

"Can I stop sitting on this man?" asked Loktar

"Not until after I question him." replied Dr Dave

To be continued...
 
I like that the Bick Box exists in this reality as it does in the Mine Field Games reality and all possible realities.
 
Episode 5: It's a gas

"Please don't kill me, I'm just a simple cheese salesman!" said the man who Loktar was sitting on.

"You are more then that, you handled The Bick Box, you will tell me everything." replied Dr Dave

"Never, and you will never guess who is responsible for this!" replied the man

"Loktar...it's time to eat that can of beans you have in your pocket" said Dr Dave

"mmmm BEANS!" said Loktar excitedly

"Please, like that will make me talk!" replied the man

"You'll do that, and more shortly" replied Dr Dave

Suddenly Loktar emitted a fart. Everybody but the man had a gas mask on.

"You sir will talk..." said Dr Dave

Between fits of coughing the man said "Ok,ok it was...The Dixie Rider..."

To be continued...
 
Episode 6: The Dixie Rider

The Dixie Rider parked his van outside of an old warehouse outside of Ottawa. He went in where 3 men were waiting.

"Good you're all here." said The Dixie Rider.

"As instructed boss." said one man.

"I have instructions for all 3 of you. Our mission goes well, and in the near furture, all we want will be in our hands. Canada will be flooded, Cassie and Tisiphone lady detectives will be dead, and Loktar will pay the price for destroying my moonshine factory." said The Dixie Rider.

"What are our instructions boss" asked the same man again.

"You, The Mad Scott, will proceed down to Florida and wait for the lady detectives. You will recieve further instructions then." said The Dixie Rider

"Aye!" responded The Mad Scott (who could turn his accent on and off at will).

"You, the Bee Baron, will proceed to Quebec City, and wait further instructions there." said The Dixie Rider

The Bee Baron nodded.

"And finally..." The Dixie Rider was interrupted by his cell phone ringing. "Excuse me, I will return shortly."

...

"Please..the gas it's too much!" said the man.

"Tell me, where is The Bick Box being moved too!" said Dr Dave

"Quebec City..." said the Man, he now coughed as the smell was getting too much.

"Ah...well...Then that is where we shall go." replied Dr Dave.

To be continued...
 
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