THE DATABASE OF LIES

[Lord Raffles]

The Benny Hill Show is aired somewhere in the world every three hours.

 

[headvoid]

We will all go the way of Benny Hill eventually

 

[Lord Raffles]

Athlete's foot was created by the Germans in 1943 as part of the Nazi Biological Warefare program.

 

[headvoid]

Kissing the Blarney Stone was originally a euphemism for Buggery. They invented the actual stone later to save the blushes of an Irish Nobleman.

 

[Loktar]

I invented post-it notes.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Pretty soon this chick's going to realize that I'm not a STALKER, I'm a ROMANTIC.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Onions were first discovered by Louis Walsh.

 

[FBI parte due]

Peter Tosh wasn't a TOTAL CUNT. ODFIGADF

 

[CaptainWacky]

Peter from the Narnia books was based on Prince Albert.

 

[jack]

Michael Nesmith's mom created Liquid Paper.

 

[jack]

Marilyn Manson was that kid with the glasses in The Wonder Years

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bono isn't a prat.

 

[headvoid]

The Dutch invented Belgium as a branding exercise to attract the financial grey market

 

[Tisiphone]

Frodo and Sam were not lovers.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Burt and Ernie were also not lovers.

 

[Cassie]

Oscar the grouch did not have butsecks with Big Bird

 

[CaptainWacky]

Polar bears are actually racoons.

 

[Cassie]

Raccoons actually run all the major corporations in the US, and are plotting to kill us all in our sleep.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hitler had the world's largest collection of Lord Raffles books and DVDs.

 

[Cassie]

Hitler had a cat that liked to read poetry to it's little mice victims before putting them into an oven.