The Badlands is NOT your whore!

[The Dork Lord]

She is a LADY and will be treadted as such!

 

[EnglishRose]

treat her with respect, honour her, lover her, worship her

 

[The Dork Lord]

YES!

 

[Ilyanna]

So amazin' how this world was made,
I wonder if God's in the Badlands!!
The gift of spam astounds me to this day;
I give it up for the Badlands!!
It's the constant wind that fills my sail,
Oh, that Badlands!!
With a smile and a style,
It’ll protect you like a child,
That’s the Badlands!!

It'll put a smile upon its face,
And take you to a higher place,
So don't you underestimate,
strength of the Badlands !!
strength of the Badlands !!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Gagh just likes presenting her with extremely long pearl necklaces, that's all.

 

[Gagh]

 

[Ilyanna]

LOL! A charming bastid, that's what he is! He knows how to treat a Lady!

 

[The Dork Lord]

So amazin' how this world was made,
I wonder if God's in the Badlands!!
The gift of spam astounds me to this day;
I give it up for the Badlands!!
It's the constant wind that fills my sail,
Oh, that Badlands!!
With a smile and a style,
It’ll protect you like a child,
That’s the Badlands!!

It'll put a smile upon its face,
And take you to a higher place,
So don't you underestimate,
strength of the Badlands !!
strength of the Badlands !!

Beautiful.