That's no moon.

[Mentalist]

No wait.. It is, my mistake.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

FISH-FRIED MOONBATS AND ANTAGONISTIC MYNOK PUDDING!

 

[Mentalist]

SPACE BATS!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

SPACE BATS IN PALPATINE'S SOCK DRAWER!

 

[Mentalist]

It was patently obvious. WHO WAS HE FOOLING!?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

TEH PHANTA MENAGERIE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

CARRIE!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Speaking of which, has anyone had a chance to see both Venus AND Mars in the sky at night? Both have been particularly bright these past few weeks.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Yeppers, BB. They're spectacularrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! (Roll your 'r' on that shit.)

I REALLY need to get the telescope out.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Yep. Makes me want to go out to the cornfield and take my hidden Intrepid Class starship for a spin.

 

[Mentalist]

I have a killer telescope. And a telescope for looking at celestial objects with as well.

 

[jack]

I use a dixie cup with a hole in it.

Squinting helps.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How can I tell if i'm looking at venus and mars?

 

[Loktar]

venus has boobies, and Mars has a penis?

 

[Mentalist]

^Good one.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

The last Mars probe showed that to be a natural rock formation.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PLUG IT UP!! PLUG IT UP!! PLUG IT UP!! PLUG IT UP!! PLUG IT UP!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I used to always look at a bright star at about 4 in the morning when I'd get up to have a pee but it's gone now.

 

[Mentalist]

dfjhMOON

 

[CaptainWacky]

maybe it was aliens