Ten years on, Diana still dead

[whisky]

The queen reported her condition as satisfactory.

 

[curiousa2z]

omg!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Like Kahless and Jesus, she will rise again.

 

[Cassie]

In a Lifetime movie

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Mel Gibson is rumoured to be directing. Directing alcohol to his liver that is!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Mother Theresa getz no lifetime movie?

 

[Yub]

She didn't sleep around....

 

[The Dork Lord]

Mother Theresa GONE WILD!

 

[Yub]

I would not like to see that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mother Theresa wasn't a good mother.

 

[Gonad]

SHE DOUBTED THE EXISTANCE OF GOD OM-

 

[CaptainWacky]

It is a foolish man who does not doubt once in a while. - Adolf Hitler

(Not a real quote.)

 

[curiousa2z]

He who disparages Mother Teresa's socks will burn in Hell.

- not a real quote either.

 

[headvoid]

"I killed the stupid tart but I swear it was in self defence"

Prince Phillip

 

[CaptainWacky]

HAHAHA, DRIVE FASTER YOU BASTARD, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE DRUNK AND IT'S DANGEROUS, I'M FUCKING IMMORTAL, I CAN DO ENOUGH, QUIT YOUR WHINING DODI, I'M PRINCESS FUCKING DIANA, THE QUEEN OF HEARTS, THE QUEEN OF FUCKING...LOOK OUT! - Diana's REAL last words

 

[headvoid]

Apparantly she was giving Dodi a blow job at the time. The impact caused a right royal mandible clamp and sheared his manhood right off.

I say this information shouldn't have got out in respect for the royal family.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll never forget that, for no apparent reason, Sky One cancelled their entire schedule the day she died and just showed random (good) episodes of Star Trek all day...fun for me!

 

[Lord Waffles]

She has my respect for giving a blowjob in a car.Go Diana!

 

[headvoid]

The truth will out , the Prince Phil quote is dead on the line as well.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHE TIRELESSLY CAMPAIGNED IN FAVOUR OF LANDMINES