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The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Tell Elrod I Love Him
( Ray "Hero1000" Peterson )
Elrod and Hero were lovers
He wanted to give him everything
Flowers, presents,
But most of all, a cock ring
He saw a sign for a snuff porn film
A thousand dollar fee it read
He couldn't get Elrod on the phone
So to his mother, Hero said
Tell Elrod I love him
Tell Elrod I need him
Tell Elrod I may be late
I've something to do, and that's masturbate.
He lubed his ass with vaseline
He was the youngest twinkie there
The crowed roared as they started the race
Around the glory hole they drove at a deadly pace
No one knows what happened that day
Or how his dual overturned in flames
But as they pulled him from the twisted wreck
With his dying breath, they heard him say
Tell Elrod I love him
Tell Elrod I need him
Tell Elrod not to cry
My lust for him has made me die.
Now in the chapel where Elrod prays
For his poor Hero, who passed away
It was just for Elrod he lived and died
Alone in the chapel he can hear him cry
Tell Hero I love him
Tell Hero I need him
Tell Hero not to cry
My spunk for him will hit his eye.
( Ray "Hero1000" Peterson )
Elrod and Hero were lovers
He wanted to give him everything
Flowers, presents,
But most of all, a cock ring
He saw a sign for a snuff porn film
A thousand dollar fee it read
He couldn't get Elrod on the phone
So to his mother, Hero said
Tell Elrod I love him
Tell Elrod I need him
Tell Elrod I may be late
I've something to do, and that's masturbate.
He lubed his ass with vaseline
He was the youngest twinkie there
The crowed roared as they started the race
Around the glory hole they drove at a deadly pace
No one knows what happened that day
Or how his dual overturned in flames
But as they pulled him from the twisted wreck
With his dying breath, they heard him say
Tell Elrod I love him
Tell Elrod I need him
Tell Elrod not to cry
My lust for him has made me die.
Now in the chapel where Elrod prays
For his poor Hero, who passed away
It was just for Elrod he lived and died
Alone in the chapel he can hear him cry
Tell Hero I love him
Tell Hero I need him
Tell Hero not to cry
My spunk for him will hit his eye.
