Susie says the darnedest things

[Dr Dave]

0630 PM‹Dr_Dave›Susie you should be nice.
0631 PM‹Susie›should bug eggs for access
0605 PM‹boydster›you leave him alone susie, you have all the access you need
0605 PM‹Susie›leave no meep behind

Eggs, Susie might be bothering you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

never give up, never surrendmeep

 

[CaptainWacky]

<~CaptainWacky> susie Lena Headey
<Susie> Lena Dunham deliberately wears inappropriate dresses just to be losing more teeth than any kid should have

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

‹Eggs_meep› nite CASSIE
‹@Cassie› OK
‹@Cassie› GOODNIGHT EGGS!
‹@Cassie› GOODNIGHT LISA MOOGOO AND SUSI E
‹Lisa› GOODNIGHT FRIEND S MY FISTS.
‹@Cassie› AND SUSIE
‹Susie› AND then click on IRC, in the Grave will be in BREAD LAND

 

[Dr Dave]

0216 PM‹Susie›Lisa MEEP MEEP FUCKLEMEEPS

Words of wisdom.

 

[Dr Dave]

0417 PM‹Dr_Dave› Fair enough Susie
0417 PM‹Susie› Fair well and truly fucked

Fair enough indeed.

 

[The Question]

0618 PM‹TQ›susie rawr
0618 PM‹Susie›rawr ,, NOW hurry up WACKY

Best get on it, Wackston.

 

[CaptainWacky]

<~CaptainWacky> .wiki The Flash
[23:52] <Lisa> The Flash (or simply Flash) is the name of several superheroes appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. Created by writer Gardner Fox and artist Harry Lampert, the original Flash first appeared in Flash Comics #1 (cover date January 1940/release month November 1939). Nicknamed the "Scarlet Speedster", all incarnations of the Flash possess "super speed", which includes the ability to run, move, and think extremely fast, use
[23:52] <Lisa> superhuman reflexes, and seemingly violate certain laws of physics.
[23:52] <Susie> superhuman pasta consumption almost complete

 

[Mirah]

Susie called me a stupid slut today upon my entry into the chat room.

I resent that as I feel I am rather intelligent.

*Looked up spelling of intelligent just in case

 

[CaptainWacky]

<Dr_Dave> I'm watching Chicago Fire
<Lisa> Watching a brief oral sex sounds good! I guess everybody pies (dies)!

 

[CaptainWacky]

[23:09] <Susie> to eat leftover spaghetti for breakfast, tomorrow
[23:09] <~CaptainWacky> ah
[23:09] <~CaptainWacky> is that your normal breakfast, susie?
[23:09] <Susie> that fucked up death sex

 

[Mirah]

Susie​

Mirah always copies Dr_Dave

 

[Dr Dave]

Finally the truth comes out!

 

[Mirah]

I did say "It is true" after. I'm REALLY SURE I DID! But that part didn't copy for some reason.

 

[Dr Dave]

0506 PM‹Dr_Dave›Susie are you in the pocket of BIG OTTER?
0506 PM‹Susie›pocket poodle
0510 PM‹Dr_Dave›WELL WELL WELL
0510 PM‹Susie›WELL it has salty meat

 

[Dr Dave]

0534 PM‹Dr_Dave›Susie Catlock Holmes
0535 PM‹Susie›Holmes bits

 

[Dr Dave]

0513 PM«Susie»Dr_Dave sent Bick money to pay for Haven's server costs
0515 PM‹Dr_Dave›lol
0516 PM‹Dr_Dave›no

Good ol' Susie!

 

[Mirah]

Susie told Lisa to clean her cunt yesterday.

 

[Dr Dave]

Susie is all about sanitary conditions.

 

[Mirah]

This is true.
In my head I just pictured Susie saying "Lisa, sanitize your cunt"
And then I imagined driving around a truck that says, "Cunt Sanitizer"

Is Susie in my brain?