CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She grabs Oscar and runs out but they're run over by the RETURNING JOE MANGEL AND BOY IS HE PISSED!
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Steph walks in on Paul stuffing his fake leg up Lyn...
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Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
SKY RUBS A HOLE IN HER STOMACH, FLOODING RAMSAY STREET WITH HER WATERS
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I KNOW she needs to quit it with the FUCKING RUBBING and shit!
Fuddlemiff
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POLAR BEAR RAMPAGE TAKES LIFE OF LOCAL TREE
Local tree and hero Ned Parker was today mawled to death by a polar bear. Nearby resident Lyn Scully had this to say "omg, he saved Oscar that one time when the ball fell in the lake, you knoooooooow?! He was soooooooooooo good!!"
In accordance with his last wishes, Ned's remains are to be chipped and used in Lassiter's children's playground. "He loved being around kids, especially the boys. I can't think of anything he'd want more than to be catching their falls with his wood", said friend Toadfish BA(Law).
Local tree and hero Ned Parker was today mawled to death by a polar bear. Nearby resident Lyn Scully had this to say "omg, he saved Oscar that one time when the ball fell in the lake, you knoooooooow?! He was soooooooooooo good!!"
In accordance with his last wishes, Ned's remains are to be chipped and used in Lassiter's children's playground. "He loved being around kids, especially the boys. I can't think of anything he'd want more than to be catching their falls with his wood", said friend Toadfish BA(Law).
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Toad doesn't actually care when his friends die though. He just finds the next young man and says "BE MY FRIEND AND DROP YOUR TROUSERS!"
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
I mis-read it as SEPH WALKS IN ON PAUL...
guess not.
guess not.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
SKY
MANGLE'S
TITTIES
MANGLE'S
TITTIES
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Janae's are better.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
She could stroke them instead
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
he meant "COKE" as in "UNREFINED COAL" OMG!!
The Tomtrek
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CaptainWacky said:
Yes but they're attached to Janae.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Janae is attached to NAKED BOYD so it all works out.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
As ever, I urge the people of Australia to convince Boyd and Janae to release a porn vid.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Or just a video of Boyd wanking off to his webcam.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Or just Boyd and Janae having a naked game of cricket in the middle of the street, as they often do when Paul Robinson's children aren't dying or killing people.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
LOL ELLE GOES IN FOR CHEME TO FOOL CARL BUT ENDS UP STERILE WHO'D FUCK HER ANYWAY NOT ME