TV Starfleet Academy - It's Happening

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

Yeah well, cute as you are, Picardo sort of has to say stuff like that. He wants to keep a steady job.

Spoiler: Spoiler

He won't. The show's done.

 

[StarMan™]

‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ Series Officially Announced

Preview:


I will watch if there are tits.

I won't be watching any other Trek after Picard. If you want me to give Trek 90210 a chance, I want tits.

Tits and ass.

And no shortage of smooth, muscular pecs, tight abs and firm butt shots for the ladies (AND anyone ELSE who likes man bits - sorry!). I'd even welcome the occasional flaccid penis.

F-bombs and teen angst won't cut it. Let's R18 the shit out of this premise.

I want moistness.

I'm sorry me, two and a half years ago - you did not get your wish. No tits, but plenty of eye candy for man-bit-lovers in the form of the aesthetic Caleb. And while your hopes for Star Trek venturing into flaccid penis territory were dashed, at least we had Ser Arlen of Pennytree's massive dong to tide us over.

I bailed on the show halfway through the pilot so don't know the specifics, but this season finale plot sounds like it wandered in from Discovery, with the writers apparently unable to raise the stakes through anything other than sheer scale. It’s a show about Starfleet Academy, yet they’re already wiring explosives to the entire galaxy?

From the brief moments I observed of the show, the standout performer was the actress portraying Genesis. With filming complete and the series finale approaching, I wish her success in future endeavors and hope upcoming roles will showcase her talents with the benefit of stronger writing.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, thanks for bumping the thread for when the new episode comes out later tonight, anyway...