Squirrel Girl versus Pixie

[CaptainWacky]

This was not the showdown I envisioned.

 

[Cassie]

I expected there to be more NAKEDNESS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Get a DeviantArt account.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or just join Tumblr and make a few searches.

 

[Cassie]

I did join tumblr! So I could follow CaptainWacky's female celebrity of the day.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ARE YOU STILL FOLLOWING IT?

 

[Cassie]

YES! Can't you see my likes?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sometimes!

 

[CaptainWacky]

An alternative Squirrel Girl in Marvel Zombies Halloween.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Where the fuck is Squirrel Girl in 2013.

 

[The Tomtrek]

ASK JOSS WHEDON.

 

[Cassie]

HE ATE HER.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DOES ANYONE EVEN NOTICE ME...DOES ANYONE EVEN CARE...

SKREEEEEEEEEE!!!!11

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seriously why can't SHIELD be this.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It would be if it were on HBO.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

If Squirrel Girl were on S.H.I.E.L.D. I'd still be watching.

She would even fit the team! She's team's superhero, but they're all resentful of being stuck with such a crappy hero.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

We the viewers know she's not crappy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And she'd hit people in the face with her tail every time she turned round. Comedy gold!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Squirrel Girl sighting at Deadpool's wedding.