SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

[Yub]

Mine's in sore need of replacing.

 

[Yub]

Especially when it can't even get my damn tear ducts to work.

 

[Yub]

SOMEBODY LICK MY EYEBALLS WOOOOO

 

[Yub]

I will now type something else.

 

[eloisel]

Be very careful of Cymothoa exigua

 

[Yub]

Something else.

 

[Yub]

That Cymothoa exigua is a nasty little bastard.

 

[Yub]

Wiki is my friend.

 

[Yub]

Good thing I'm maybe not a fish.

 

[Yub]

But if I'm not a fish...

 

[Yub]

I may be a filthy LIAR

 

[Yub]

unless I blame the winged mindworms of the Eastern West Indies.

 

[eloisel]

If you are not a fish, then you don't have to worry about that louse eating your tongue. And, you don't have to worry about Long John Silver catching you and frying you up and putting you in a box in a plastic sack and handing you out the window to a person who has paid for the pleasure to eat you.

 

[Yub]

YES! IT WAS THE THE DEVIOUS WORK OF THE WINGED MINDWORMS OF THE EASTERN WEST INDIES!

 

[Yub]

I AM NOT A FISH!

 

[Loktar]

Loktar's all right. He's OK. He's got a functioning brain, unlike me.

I got a malfunctioning brain that chooses spamming online and having fun rather than doing a proper job search, get a job, save up some $$$, get my own place, get a girlfriend, and get laid.

 

[eloisel]

unless I blame the winged mindworms of the Eastern West Indies.

Oh, blame them. I always do and they like it ever so much.

 

[Loktar]

djdfjskdlfjsdklf

 

[eloisel]

I got a malfunctioning brain that chooses spamming online and having fun rather than doing a proper job search, get a job, save up some $$$, get my own place, get a girlfriend, and get laid.

I thought you had good feelings about a job interview the other day. Not pan out?

 

[eloisel]

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