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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

I may or may not be a fish
 
someone please lick my eyeballs
 
they are very dry
 
it makes it painful to blink
 
if my tongue were long enough, I'd lick them
 
but it's a inch too short
 
you heard me ladies
 
and I have a big nose
 
double the pleasure
 
double the fun
 
wokka wokka wokka
 
I'm waiting for a torrent to download
 
and lunch to cook
 
and my eyeballs to moisten
 
I've tried thinking of the saddest thing I can think of
 
which is Loktar *rimshot*
 
But seriously, it's not Loktar.
 
It's Loktar's penis.
 
I KEED I KEED
 
Loktar's all right. He's OK. He's got a functioning brain, unlike me.
 
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