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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

A IS FOR APPLE PENIS

A is for Andy - someone I once knew. He was plain and ordinary then and didn't understand why the girls weren't crazy about him. Now he is technical genius making lots of money married to a nice girl who won't let him do anything but what she says but he is very, very happy. Other girls are sorry they missed out.
 
B IS FOR BOOBIES

B is for Banana Phone

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It is a shame to be that cute and have absolutely no talent at all.
 
F IS FOR FISTING

F is for Fortune, as in JD Fortune. WTF happened to him? First time I saw him he was wrecking a Queen song. Boo. Boo. Then, he got better. Then, he got really good. INXS picked him to be their front man. Then, he blew it. F is failure too.
 
L IS FOR LOVIN'

L is for Lovin' Spoonful - Hot time, summer in the city, back of my neck ...

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