SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

[eloisel]

If you are short, you can wear higher heeled shoes with inserts inside the shoe as well. Cover all that up with long pants and you can almost fool people into thinking you are taller than you really are.

 

[eloisel]

It is hard to fake being short though. A person looks funny walking around scrunched down on their knees. People know you are faking being short.

 

[eloisel]

You know what I like?

 

[eloisel]

I like pie.

 

[eloisel]

Lemon chess pie.

 

[eloisel]

Chocolate creme pie.

 

[eloisel]

Banana creme pie.

 

[eloisel]

Pumpkin pie.

 

[eloisel]

Apple pie.

 

[eloisel]

Cherry pie.

 

[eloisel]

I like cobbler too.

 

[eloisel]

Peach cobbler.

 

[eloisel]

Yum.

 

[eloisel]

Hot,with vanilla ice cream.

 

[eloisel]

Double yum.

 

[eloisel]

And barbecue.

 

[eloisel]

But, if I'm going to have barbecue, gotta have banana pudding.

 

[eloisel]

It is raining so hard now I can hear it over the TV.

 

[eloisel]

Any minute now ....

 

[eloisel]

I expect the emergency sirens to blast.