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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

I couldn't understand why my sister would want to buy anything at the store that had to do with bugs. Yeccch.
 
Then, not long after that, I was living in an orphanage run by Baptists.
 
And somebody said something and people got pissed off and their were bonfires at the orphanage where I lived.
 
They made my sister give them all of her beatles stuff to burn.
 
I still did not understand why she would care about bugs like that.
 
Then, one day, I realized I was a Beatles fan too.
 
I knew there was a difference between Beatles and beetles.
 
I felt sorry for my sister.
 
Appreciated her obsession with musicians.
 
I never got into fan obsession with musicians though.
 
I just liked them.
 
Thought it was a shame when they split up.
 
Thought it a shame that anyone ever let Yoko sing in public.
 
Thought it even more of a shame that Julian looks and sounds so much like his father.
 
John was a hard act to follow.
 
Anyway, I used to really like Paul.
 
He was cute. He still is.
 
Then he came to town last year. Everyone was super excited. Even me. I was considering going to see him even though I do not like crowded places and have a personal dislike for the venue in which he was to appear.
 
Then, I discovered he had some rules affecting people who come into his presence.
 
I know he is vegan. I appreciate that he is vegan.
 
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