SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

[eloisel]

I almost caused a very nasty accident today and I'm still a bit shook up about it.

 

[eloisel]

I digress further.

 

[eloisel]

How much can a person digress before it is an actual change of topic?

 

[eloisel]

Anyway,

 

[eloisel]

as I had begun to say,

 

[eloisel]

it could be Conchaga has no choice over when and where he will appear nude.

 

[eloisel]

He might be bedridden in some hospital or nursing home somewhere.

 

[eloisel]

Maybe he is all paralyzed and his brain is hooked up to an intelligent computer that can interpret his brainwaves and synapses and other brain type functions and generate a fairly intelligent post.

 

[eloisel]

Maybe he doesn't have any kind of body at all, he is just a brain in a jar.

 

[eloisel]

Maybe even worse.

 

[eloisel]

Maybe he is Neo and he is stuck in a computer program.

 

[eloisel]

Maybe he is the ghost in the machine.

 

[StringTheorist]

You do not have souls! I am the only person who has a soul! I can see only my feelings!

 

[StringTheorist]

Story time!

 

[StringTheorist]

[in case you have finished, of course]

 

[StringTheorist]

One day...

 

[StringTheorist]

It was a night, actually...

 

[StringTheorist]

...YUGI USED POLIMERISATION ON A FOX AND A TRIGGER AND HE GOT TRIGGER FOX!!!!!!!!!

 

[StringTheorist]

There was a guy names Nasko.

 

[StringTheorist]

He was really fat.