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Sometimes I worry that I'll turn my head too quickly and snap my neck

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

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I worry about it quite a lot, to be honest.
 
I have worried about that before as well. I worry my arm will fall out of its socket as well. Which is not unfounded since it has twice.
 
I worry my penis will drop off when I'm sitting on the toilet.
 
After Septenmber, I will no longer have to worry about being called back into active duty.
 
And that will help your neck?
 
I worry that I will fall down and not be able to get back up. I need one of those medical emergency button thingys.
 
I worry I'll be run over by a car that mounts the pavement, or that I'll fall over and an arm or leg bone will snap like in that kickboxing video where the guy's leg looks like it's turned to jelly.
 
I think Wacky and Menty are zombies based on this thread.
 
I worry I'm going to put my penis in a treehole and it will not only snap off, but get stung by bees as well. And Sting is there, laughing.
 
I worry about being caught impersonating Sting while hiding in bee-filled trees.
 
I worry about global warming.

NAH, NOT REALLY, JOKE LOL!
 
CaptainWacky said:
And that will help your neck?
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YES.

If I don't go to Iraq, then i can't get shot there.

That will, in fact, save my neck!
 
You could get shot in the neck then fucked in the neck. That would suck.
 
I worry that when the time comes, I won't be able to say Saskatchewan without starting to stutter!
 
I worry that the wasp family that I BRUTALLY MURDERED will come back from teh dead and sting me.
 
I switch off hands when I masturbate out of fear that doing it too much with one hand will curve it weirdly TRUE STORY.
 
REally?
 
Yes. I have a lot of time to think about these things.
 
and wank, apparently.
 
There's always time to wank.
 
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