Solid-state laser guided turdbomb.

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Percolating Weapon of Mass Defecation
 

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Tablescrap Gyno-rot
 

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Rotoscoped Scattersquirt Nimblegrease
 

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Sonicgold apple-bobber with a 10" Nerf insert!
 

Blindgroping

U mad 'bro?
Self-guided, maroon and torquoise, lubed and barbed, terminating corkscrew
 

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Anal-riticulating Diaphorous 5th Wheel Chumpowder!
 

Blindgroping

U mad 'bro?
YoYoDyne series 1 1/8 internal BigBoote asiliscope micronized thermopod Probe!
 

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
SexiTech Four-Fingered Prongblob w/Telescoping "Fuck Buddy" Network Attachment!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Peter Susan Edmund Lucy.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Bilbo.
 
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