So what happened when Picard needed to shit and he was in his Ready Room?

[The Tomtrek]

I mean ther wasn't a toilet in there, and he would've had to gone out nit othe bridge, then into a turbolift and found a toilet.

Maybe he just shit into the replicator.

 

[Seph]

maybe coz the food is just nutrient replicated into food, u dont shit/

 

[Seph]

for that matter when did geordie leforge ever do a shit when there was a engine room disaster

he didnt no shitting thats the future.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Bev: "Jean Luc, why is the water in your aquarium brown?!"

Picard: "Oh.. um.. er, that's because I, uh..." *taps communicator* "Data, scan for... spatial anomalies in the region! It must've been Q or some aliens! Maybe Klingons... yeah, I bet they shit a lot! Er, not that I'm saying it's shit... it could be any other brown substances, I'm just guessing."

 

[Yub]

Everyone knows that the transporters beam the shit out of you in the 24th Century. It gets replicated into Voyager scripts.

 

[Seph]

and solely responsible for enterprise is geordies shits.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Didn't they just have their shit beamed out of them?

"In the 24th Century, humanity has evolved beyond the need for pooping." *shirt tug*

 

[Seph]

shit rug

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe Q took care of his shit for him and that's why he said "I'm through taking care of your shit for you!" to Picard in All Good Things (in the version I saw anyway.)

 

[Seph]

what the wacky poop edit

 

[whisky]

Thats what the lifeboats are for, emergancy evacuations

 

[Aquehonga]

How many toilets were on the 1701-D?

 

[whisky]

47

 

[Seph]

guess or stat i want proof

 

[Seph]

wheres a blueprint

 

[Yub]

I have a blueprint..I'll check it over tomorrow

 

[Seph]

lol gd gd

 

[whisky]

You dont need a blueprint, you need a pooprint.

 

[Seph]

lol very punny indeed

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when we saw B'Elanna in the sonic shower?