So I went to the liquor store

[Cassie]

Yeah.. I'm on my third drink, I wonder how long I'll be able to type.

 

[Grammour Boy]

What did you get?

 

[Cassie]

a bottle of Jack Daniels and some coke. I really like it now that I've discovered how good it is with a little lemon or lime.

 

[CaptainWacky]

KEEP IT UP, WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU.

 

[Cassie]

I've lost count, but I feel warm and my cheeks are getting a little red.

 

[Loktar]

Dammit! I hate being sober around drunk people!

 

[Cassie]

I told you how to do it, so DON'T CRY TO ME ARGENTINA!

 

[Loktar]

I told you how to do it, so DON'T CRY TO ME ARGENTINA!

I'm not gonna get drunk in front of my niece and nephew. Fuck it. I'll have to wait until I get my own place to get shit faced drunk.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Drunk enough to SCAN YOUR BUM OMG LOL?

 

[Loktar]

YES

 

[Cassie]

I don't have a scanner :'( lol

 

[Loktar]

I don't have a scanner :'( lol

Dammit!

 

[Mentalist]

Nudity and drinking go hand in hand.


If you're an alcoholic nudist.

 

[Cassie]

I'm NAKED!!

 

[Mentalist]

We require proof.

 

[Cassie]

hmmm, I think I need to make another drink.

 

[Loktar]

We require proof.

the more pix the better.

 

[Cassie]

I lied, I'm not nekkid. Anyway I did get another drink, but for some reason I'm just not getting drunk. I think I'm on my 6th or 7th, and normally I'd be stupid drunk by now. WTF? I feel ripped off, grrrrr

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe you forgot to drink them and just poured them down the back of the sofa.

 

[Cassie]

I'm drinking through a straw GOD DAMMIT! (channeling Cartman)