snow watch

[whisky]

Its snowing, I'm watching it.

Not liking it, no sir.

 

[EnglishRose]

It's not snowing, I am not watching it, I am not liking it either

 

[headvoid]

Snow makes my smile involuntarily

 

[whisky]

I just watched two cars go head on into each other on the road outside my window.

Things like this is why I dont like snow.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was the black one out of Sugababes driving either car?

 

[headvoid]

Daniel Bedingfield was driving one of them I hear.

OUT OF MY WAY COCAINE ON MY BRAIN AND I AM SMILING INVOLUNTARILY he was heard to shout

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then Victoria Beckham said "I'LL GET YOU BEDINGFIELD, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!" and died of accute anorexia.

 

[headvoid]

I have documentary evidence proving Daniel Bedingfield is a twat.

For some reason I've never had to provide the evidence to prove the assertion.

Whenever I mention it, people simply say "no need to show me the paperwork!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think he has ADHD or something. Many prats do.

 

[headvoid]

Maybe he should snort less cocaine if he has a condition - just a suggestion

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Lindsay Lohan also in car smash drama, her skirt not the only thing seen riding up the wrong way.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She has OCD. An obsessive compulsion TO BE A SKANKY HO.

 

[Dr Dave]

No snow here.

 

[whisky]

The snow melted, but then refroze as ice, we now have icy roads and pavements.

Yay, not

 

[EnglishRose]

I HAVE SNOW!!!!!!

Whisky I blame you

 

[whisky]

tee hee

 

[Fuddlemiff]

WEEEEEE! SNOW IN LONDON OH LOOK NOW IT'S GONE ALREADY

Pics from my garden this morning

There's supposed to be more tonight.

 

[whisky]

Is that a tit I see?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I see you've made the common Robin Williams/red robin mistake here.

 

[whisky]

robin red breast, tit, its not such a leap