Sitting here in the cafe, I just farted.

[The Question]

REALLY goddamn loud. :bigass:

 

[Cassie]

SEXY!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND HE WAS SERVING FOOD

 

[Gagh]

I hoped you used a fan to blow it away - A FAN OF FIREFLY, A BROWNCOATER, THOSE ZANY BLOWHARDS!!!)*!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

TAKE MY LOVE, BLOW MY FART...

 

[Mentalist]

Jig;asdkg

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU CAN'T TAKE MY ODOUR FROM ME

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

REALLY goddamn loud. :bigass:

Were there a lot of people around who might have made the noise or did you give yourself away by shifting in your seat?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure he stood up and said "I JUST FARTED!"

 

[Dr Dave]

Then danced on a table

 

[Jethro]

Next time go to that loud speaker that they use to let people know their table is ready

 

[Conchaga]

I prefer disgustingly smelly farts. The kind that clear a room and melt the paint from the walls.

 

[The Question]

I'm sure he stood up and said "I JUST FARTED!"

Close -- I stood up first, and then bowed afterward like a gentleman oughta.

 

[The Question]

Oh, and it sounded like an angry animal roaring. Bonus points to me for that.

 

[Tyrant]

REALLY goddamn loud. :bigass:

Did you post this for someone looking over your shoulder?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Close -- I stood up first, and then bowed afterward like a gentleman oughta.

The only bad one I had was in the dead of winter. I had to run into the grocery. So I did it in the car. When I came out of the grocery, it was still in the car. I could see it. It froze.

 

[curiousa2z]

ooohhhhh...a S.ilent B.ut D.eadly!

 

[Ishcabittle]

My farts are quite quiet, but you know they happened, that's for sure. Only negative effect of a vegetarian diet, AFAICT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That and the fact you don't get to eat meat.

 

[Ishcabittle]

TRUE.