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SIMPSON SCANDAL UPDATE!

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Homer sleeps naked in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!
 
That's a half-truth!
 
Precious Venus!
 
D'oh!
 
You see those hexagon storm clouds over venus last week?
 
Yeah.
 
Six sides = sexy.
 
Proof of God in file.
 
The Cylon symbol is a hexagon.
 
All of his has happened before and will happen IN BED.
 
Most important Cylon events happen in bed.
 
Especially if Baltar's in there with me.
 
How come the Cylon women are hot but the men are Kevin Spacey and Dean Stockwell?
 
I don't know, that Leoben bloke's all right.
 
Brother Cavil is a dirty old man type.

Leoben isn't too bad, but he's not great either.
 
They should get Deifenbaker to play a cylon.
 
Deifenbaker from Due South?
 
Hey, whadya know!
 
A Jedi!
 
I don't feel sorry for cartoon characters involved in scandals. It's usually not a problem & often forgotten by the next episode. Marge posed for Playboy & there was no scandal. Nothing seems to faze cartoon characters. Why do they have it so much better than unanimated people? Another God rule i suppose!
 
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