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Should we start worrying yet?
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
If they can get rid of the spambots in Strip-Search, I'll be happy to fund it.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Except that your penis may end up never having existed.
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
Anyone care to speculate on the long term implications of "full spatio-temporal cloaking"?
I tried in my mind but I'm a doomsayer so it was scary. Good thing The Pentagon (!!) has crack Cornell scientists hard at it.
So what do you figure...By the time we hear about it the news is about twenty years old?
Goddamn it. One fuck up..One zig that really should have zagged and we'll sail right past the horizon and we'll fully realize the event.
I sure hope there are people much smarter than me at the helm.
there are
right?
I tried in my mind but I'm a doomsayer so it was scary. Good thing The Pentagon (!!) has crack Cornell scientists hard at it.
So what do you figure...By the time we hear about it the news is about twenty years old?
Goddamn it. One fuck up..One zig that really should have zagged and we'll sail right past the horizon and we'll fully realize the event.
I sure hope there are people much smarter than me at the helm.
there are
right?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Maybe book smarter, but the more important question is do they possess any common sense or perspective while trying to further their progress?
starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
You all DO know that this is knowledge obtained by extraterresteral beings right?
See, the Mayans had this information back a long time ago. They got it from a dying martian civilization that tried to flee mars and move to earth, but ran into a tribe of people called Jehovahs Witnesses that drove them to commit mass suicide. The Mayans stole this knowledge from the martians before they died and kept it away from the Jehovahs witnesses. They just let them continue to go around banging on peoples huts passing out leaf pamplets. This knowledge is how the Mayans were able to travel through time trying to escape, and accidentally found that the world will end this year (2012). They made a calender leading all the way up to that date and then left it as a warning for everyone else so we can find it now.
The CIA had this cloaking information right about the same time they found the Mayan Calenders, ( one agent accidentally stumbled across it while looking for his toupee and a bottle of hair tonic), but didnt want anyone to know about it. Somehow it wound up in the hands of Rosie O Donnell, who chose to sell this info to wired magazine in exchange for an all expense paid trip to weight watchers.... and that's how this information became avaliable to everyone.
See...I've been doing my homework
See, the Mayans had this information back a long time ago. They got it from a dying martian civilization that tried to flee mars and move to earth, but ran into a tribe of people called Jehovahs Witnesses that drove them to commit mass suicide. The Mayans stole this knowledge from the martians before they died and kept it away from the Jehovahs witnesses. They just let them continue to go around banging on peoples huts passing out leaf pamplets. This knowledge is how the Mayans were able to travel through time trying to escape, and accidentally found that the world will end this year (2012). They made a calender leading all the way up to that date and then left it as a warning for everyone else so we can find it now.
The CIA had this cloaking information right about the same time they found the Mayan Calenders, ( one agent accidentally stumbled across it while looking for his toupee and a bottle of hair tonic), but didnt want anyone to know about it. Somehow it wound up in the hands of Rosie O Donnell, who chose to sell this info to wired magazine in exchange for an all expense paid trip to weight watchers.... and that's how this information became avaliable to everyone.
See...I've been doing my homework
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
We're not saying victim anymore. We socially evolved types would refer to you as a survivor.
Isn't that a bhagavad gita type deal where you 'are' and 'aren't' in the same enlightened manifestation?
I'd like to see someone else go from temporal auto-anal rape to enlightenment in one fell swoop.
Take that bitches.
Isn't that a bhagavad gita type deal where you 'are' and 'aren't' in the same enlightened manifestation?
I'd like to see someone else go from temporal auto-anal rape to enlightenment in one fell swoop.
Take that bitches.
starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Here is an example of one wormhole machine that the Mayans left behind :huh:
[youtube]4drucg1A6Xk[/youtube]
See... and you thought I was lying didnt you.
jack
The Legendary Troll King
Cornell scientists are making crack? wtf?