Should the phrase "I could care less" be FUCKING BANNED FOR MAKING NO SENSE?

[CaptainWacky]

"Like I could care less," would be acceptable.

 

[jack]

I could care less.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So you DO care, then?

 

[CaptainWacky]

SEE

 

[Cassie]

YES

 

[CaptainWacky]

GOOD

 

[Cassie]

GRAVY

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I HEARTILY ENDORSE THIS PHRASE OR PRODUCT

"I could care less" makes no fucking sense, and it's painful to read Americans typing it on message boards while acting all dismissive. YOU'RE SAYING YOU COULD CARE LESS. THAT MEANS YOU DON'T CARE A LOT, BUT YOU STILL CARE A LITTLE.

 

[Cassie]

I COULDN'T CARE LESS

 

[FBI parte due]

Does anybody besides New Englanders say "so don't I" to mean "so do I"?

 

[Cassie]

No, we don't say that in the south.

 

[CaptainWacky]

T'Bonz uses "I could care less" all the time, as does Jim Ross.

 

[Cassie]

I'm trying to care less

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Cassie]

OMG SPAM!

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH BOO HOO I BADMOUTH AMERICAN's BADN GRAMMER YOU CAN'T TAKE IT

 

[Cassie]

Grrrr! That ain't not right

 

[CaptainWacky]

MA AND PA ARE HIGH ON BUTANE

 

[headvoid]

Strike a light guvner!

 

[FBI parte due]

Hey, boss, time to get the lowdown on some highup muckrack moonshine.

Ya hear me pal?