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Self important thread about headvoid

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
Simply a thread for me to bump up to the top of the forum after I have been away for a while.

This will allow a moment of self important indulgence that I can bask in for about a 4 hour period.

Thoroughly annoying for many of us, but hey why would I care about that?
 
Hey everyone!

I'm back again! It's been 20 minutes.
 
[YOUTUBE]-XlYj1iyAlk[/YOUTUBE]
 
It's like you never left.
 
[YOUTUBE]mxHoR8YluNQ[/YOUTUBE]
 
Remember the time headvoid ate 9 blocks of cheese?
 
Yes. He wouldn't shut up about being constipated for nine months and the inevitable birth of his cheese baby.
 
Then there was that time that headvoid and Eggs made Egg Sandwiches, but headvoid was all like " I DON'T EVEN LIKE Egg sandwiches" then ran off and hit a bus full of tourists from Newfoundland.
 
They were from Georgia. They deserved it.
 
I had dreams of headvoid before I ever knew he existed.
 
I dream of headvoid and crackers.
 
I fuck Headvoid's hat every night and he puts it on the next day without knowing.
 
Kinky...
 
All my friends have been telling me I am really spunky in the morning and then snickering.

NOW I KNOW WHY!
 
You're really spunky or full of spunk?
 
At lunchtime, headvoid can usually be found relaxing in a hammock that he strung up between the 56th and 57th decimals places of pi.
 
I like it when Headvoid talks about my butt.
 
Headvoid fathered the baby penguin from Super Mario 64.
 
headvoid fails to pay child support for said penguin.
 
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