Sayings

[Archibald Nixon]

"...Like playing mumbletypeg with a farm animal."

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Gayer than a plaid rabbit"

(I don't really get it, but it sounds funny enough)

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Age & Treachery always beats Youth & Skill."

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Nobody is ever truly kidding."

 

[CaptainWacky]

"If you've got cold fingers, sit on YER hands."

 

[headvoid]

Once it's gone it's gone.

 

[FILTHYRECWHORE]

"...Like playing mumbletypeg with a farm animal."

"PLAYING WITH ANOTHER MANS ASS IS NOT NORMAL, YOU FUKIN FAGGOT"

 

[Cassie]

BIGTIME!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Bigger than life and twice as ugly"

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Fuck 'em where they eat"

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"...about as useful as tits on a bull."

 

[Cassie]

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Vanished like a fart in a fan factory"

 

[Cassie]

He went to pee and the hogs ate him. (redneck saying)

 

[Cassie]

Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.

 

[Cassie]

Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Can you put your feet together? We've only got one nail left"

(said to a self-styled martyr during one of his rants)

 

[Cassie]

eggs today are better than chickens tomorrow

 

[Cassie]

Still waters run deep.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"He needed killin'"