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Saint Lucifer? Who's that?

SilentBtViolent said:
No, he meant you should post something funny.
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You mean something like a picture of your 'brain'???? Surely that is worthy of a few laughs. No doubt when you signed the back of your automobile license your Department of Transport refused to accept any donated brain from you. They had said 'what shall we transplant the brain into? A gnat's head?'
 
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Done wasting my time in this particular thread.
 
SilentBtViolent said:
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Done wasting my time in this particular thread.
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Most impressive although somewhat braggadocious of you to show me the award you won. I applaud you anyway if it shall make you feel at least important to yourself. Perhaps you need to set your standards higher yes? That award is not exactly 'prestigious' although I may forget that it is the very same to individuals such as yourselves who have suffered socially at the hands of their betters. High school must have been a private Hell for you yes? Beaten up daily for your lunch money were you? Moved from school to school in different districts in order to avoid the humiliation yes? I apologise profusely for my actions in high school because I was one of those people who took your lunch money from a wimp such as yourself. I almost feel guilty for my actions in the past. Please forgive me.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Most impressive although somewhat braggadocious of you to show me the award you won. I applaud you anyway if it shall make you feel at least important to yourself. Perhaps you need to set your standards higher yes? That award is not exactly 'prestigious' although I may forget that it is the very same to individuals such as yourselves who have suffered socially at the hands of their betters. High school must have been a private Hell for you yes? Beaten up daily for your lunch money were you? Moved from school to school in different districts in order to avoid the humiliation yes? I apologise profusely for my actions in high school because I was one of those people who took your lunch money from a wimp such as yourself. I almost feel guilty for my actions in the past. Please forgive me.
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No no no, honey, you're trying too hard.

You see, it's much more funny for us when you throw some sort of tantrum.

Or, alternatively, you could try to show us you think you know how to troll. Or are you trying that already?

Keep it up kid, you'll learn how someday! ;)
 
Ishcabittle said:
Saint Lucifer? Who's that?
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Apparently another lame dual that's going to try too hard to win approval that he's never going to get.

Same shit, different day.
 
Ishcabittle said:
No no no, honey, you're trying too hard.

You see, it's much more funny for us when you throw some sort of tantrum.

Or, alternatively, you could try to show us you think you know how to troll. Or are you trying that already?

Keep it up kid, you'll learn how someday! ;)
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Dear, dear child. I do not throw tantrums. Such is beneath my station. For one to give in to a wasted emotion is for one to display a weakness. I have no weaknesses therefore you waste your time attempting to light a fire underneath me as I hover above you all. Please show a little class, even if you have never done so before.

Mirah said:
Its kind of wordy, I don't read past Most...then I give up.
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I quite understand sweetheart. The wording is much too complicated for your ilk. You dinna ken such language. Perhaps if you had paid attention in school or at least refrained from smoking the weed you would thus be capable of gaining an insight into what it is I am actually stating. If it is too much of a strain upon your grey matter to read my posts, simply refrain from doing so in future. This concept is so simple it actually comes close to testing my patience.

Sarek said:
Apparently another lame dual that's going to try too hard to win approval that he's never going to get.

Same shit, different day.
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You do not seriously suggest I require approval from the likes of yourself do you? None could possibly be this deluded. Or could they? I have discovered your ilk to spend much time visiting such sites claiming others require your approval. This is the internet my dear loser. The very fact you make such a statement declares it is you who in fact requires attention otherwise why the remark? None too bright are you? Oxygen-deprivation upon your birth no doubt.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Dear, dear child. I do not throw tantrums. Such is beneath my station. For one to give in to a wasted emotion is for one to display a weakness. I have no weaknesses therefore you waste your time attempting to light a fire underneath me as I hover above you all. Please show a little class, even if you have never done so before.
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I never did say that you throw tantrums, therefore I'm guessing that you're overly sensitive in this area. Bad experiences in the past? I'm sorry. FYI, your station here, so far, is n00b.

I quite understand sweetheart. The wording is much too complicated for your ilk. You dinna ken such language. Perhaps if you had paid attention in school or at least refrained from smoking the weed you would thus be capable of gaining an insight into what it is I am actually stating. If it is too much of a strain upon your grey matter to read my posts, simply refrain from doing so in future. This concept is so simple it actually comes close to testing my patience.
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One "ilk".

You do not seriously suggest I require approval from the likes of yourself do you? None could possibly be this deluded. Or could they? I have discovered your ilk to spend much time visiting such sites claiming others require your approval. This is the internet my dear loser. The very fact you make such a statement declares it is you who in fact requires attention otherwise why the remark? None too bright are you? Oxygen-deprivation upon your birth no doubt.
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Two "ilk". You like "ilk", it sounds much better than, "you people". Now as well as you may think you are crafting these "delicious" insults, you've got to vary the theme, dear boy. Good flaming should come naturally, don't force it. Say what's on your mind, but pay attention to your heart, you know? Keep at your studies, little one, and you will be a man someday.
 
SilentBtViolent said:
My vote is either Sarek, CU, or TQ.

All big fans of the long-quote, as I recall.
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Nope. Not me. My guess is another ScrotumRex dual. Arrogant, condescending tirades are his trademark.

And the reason he was so easy to take down last time. Big mouth, fragile ego.
 
I say we just call he/her "it".

It's not as smart as it thinks it is anyways so it'll probably never know the difference.
 
Ishcabittle said:
I never did say that you throw tantrums, therefore I'm guessing that you're overly sensitive in this area. Bad experiences in the past? I'm sorry. FYI, your station here, so far, is n00b.



One "ilk".



Two "ilk". You like "ilk", it sounds much better than, "you people". Now as well as you may think you are crafting these "delicious" insults, you've got to vary the theme, dear boy. Good flaming should come naturally, don't force it. Say what's on your mind, but pay attention to your heart, you know? Keep at your studies, little one, and you will be a man someday.
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I have proven my point. Thank you. You attempt to state I am attempting to 'craft delicious insults' when in fact I merely point out facts. If it makes you feel better to believe that I am out to 'flame' everyone then feel free to do so. Why must all deliberate discussion be considered 'flaming'? Freedom of speech is an act of 'flaming' is it? Perhaps when your silly traitorous forefathers were writing up their Constitution you should have added an amendment whereupon all freedom of speech is allowed with the exception of 'flaming' others. Ah, so this is the silliness you fought my ancestors for? Very smart of my people to withdraw rather than waste time and resources on uneducated, useless rabble who would not benefit our Empire anyway. I note after we decided to abandon the Colonies as the waste of time they proved to be our Empire grew to heights never seen before and never shall be seen again. We built he world's greatest Empire whilst you were mired in obscurity. As far as we were concerned, you were a French province the way you continued to go running to the French crying for assistance in dealing with our Empire. Don't forget the Prussians. Wah, wah. Damn smart of us to release the rabble from our imperial grip.
 
The beauty of Don Rickles' act is that the insults are mostly one-liners. He doesn't blather on for sentence after sentence making you wait for a punchline that, more often than not, doesn't even come.
 
Enkephalen said:
Everyone, doesn't Luci sound just like that 1940s actor: Clifton Webb?
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Oh joy! I have gained another admirer. Always happens when others realise my superiority. There are those who wish to start a cult in my honour. Surely there are a few in here who will do the same yes? It would not surprise me in the least.
 
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