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Rubber Room

Love Child

One Love
Rubber, Rubber, Rubber Room
I'm in love with you
Tie me down
strap me up
they may think
I'm crazy too
Rubber Rubber Rubber Room
I'm in love with you
 
WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN SEX
 
Fuck You!
 
There. Does that count?
 
I love it when a plan comes together.

Ok sure not my plan, but it was somebodies plan and it came together (I think), so good times!
 
There is no coming
Nothing is coming together
No one is coming together
 
We'll tie ourselves in knots.
 
I'll bite them with my teeth
 
Excellent!
 
My foreskin hurts.
 
CUT IT OFF AND MAKE A LAMP SHADE OUT OF IT.
 
Cassie has gone around the bend again.
 
I need my foreskin!
 
You do?
 
Would you cut your little toe off?
 
I NEED A LAMPSHADE!
 
Would you cut your little toe off?

I would not.
 
WELL THEN
 
But toes are useful!
 
I have DISCOVERED that men who have foreskins like 'em that way, and men who don't have foreskins like 'em that way. I SAY EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A HAPPY DONG. If your dong likes wearing a turtle neck, THEN BY ALL MEANS keep your dong warm and snuggly. If you dong is happy running around naked, THEN YOUr DONG SHOULD BE FREE.
 
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