Rachael Ray from The Food Network

[Mentalist]

Rachael,
My brother is looking for someone to marry and have children with,he is a chef also.
I think you would be perfect for him.
Posted by: anna hamrick on September 30, 2004 12:15 PM

WTF

 

[Mentalist]

R---RESPLENDENT
A---ATTRACTIVE
C---COMELY
H---HOTTIE
A---ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS
E---ELEGANT
L---LOVELY
FOR THE IDIOTS:::ALL OF THESE WORDS ARE ALL POSITIVE WORDS

Except "Idiot", Idiot.

 

[Mentalist]

Hey Rachael! ! !
EAT ME!
Posted by: trumpeter. . . on November 16, 2004 05:51 PM

u

 

[Mentalist]

ANGELIC
SMART
SEXY
SWEET
DOWN TO EARTH
ADORABLE
BIG HEARTED
LUST FOR LIFE
FAMILY ORIENTED
LOYAL TO FRIENDS
ENERGETIC
REAL
BUBBLY.
Someone would have to totally
heartless not to love this sweet little angel.
Michael.

Someone call the feds.

 

[Mentalist]

Even though my heart sank
when she said she was getting married.
But i wish her and her soon to be husband
a happy marriage.
If you really love rachael youl
would wish her lifelong happiness. No
matter who shes with. She has atleast
earned that.
Just to know she wont be alone
and has a man that will love/protect
her puts a huge smile on my face.
HE HAD BETTER WORESHIP THE GROUND SHE
WALKS UPON!!!!! AND GIVE HER EVERYTHING SHE
EVER DESIRES!!!!
Michael.
Posted by: Michael. on January 14, 2005 11:37 PM

Seriously, mate.. OTT

 

[Mentalist]

new yorkers need to stick together...luv u hon.....watch u every day....use your recipes.....i was born to early.. my loss............ ttfn.ta ta 4 now.....kkwb...kraby ken wood butcher....we need a cabin in the woods!!!!!!don't we....
Posted by: ken on February 14, 2005 06:23 PM

!!

 

[Mentalist]

^^^^^dude...anybody who says rachael ray is fat or chubby must have a SMALL PACKAGE. she is perfect the way she is....my wife is a brown skin version of her....DAMN....I cant wait to get home
Posted by: chuck on June 27, 2005 10:31 PM

QUICK! GET BACK TO THE NIGGA RACHEL BIZZARO!

 

[Mentalist]

Damn, I'd love to slam that fat little ass!!! But I'd have to put a gag in her mouth so she would SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I swear she talks just to hear herself, but she's fuckin' hot!

Posted by: ryan on July 19, 2005 05:28 PM

Lovely

 

[Mentalist]

Rachael's detractors need to GET A LIFE!!!! This is a woman who has created a niche for herself doing what she loves, and in the process helping people such as myself who don't have cooking expertise to prepare good meals in a hurry. And get this...SHE'S SUCCESSFUL! Stop hating! So what if you dont like her little quirks. I think Alton's cool but I don't think I could take two shows of him let alone four. She's doing her thing and reaping the benefits, and I say more power to her. Haters will always be there no matter what you do. They have to be ignored and eventually they'll go away.
Posted by: Sean on July 26, 2005 12:36 PM

Sean Astin ate all tyhe PIES.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'm tellin' ya, she's HOT!!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

it's IMPOSSIBLE to find a picture of her barefoot! It's the HOLY GRAIL!! I'll cum in my pants if I can see her feet!

 

[Laker_Girl]

The Holy Grail for me would be a picture of Rachael Ray's bare feet. I might actually die.

That's your holy grail? Dude, she has sausage fingers so unless you like short stubby toes...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good quotes, Minty!

Don't you fantasize about being with a hot older woman who can "show you the ropes" (have intercourse with you)?

No.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

That's your holy grail? Dude, she has sausage fingers so unless you like short stubby toes...

Actually, my Holy Grail would be bikini & foot pics of you. Since I know I can't get those, I'm interested to see if she has pretty feet. Her hands are ok.

 

[Laker_Girl]

^Sorry, no take backs, school yard rules. Good luck finding pictures of Rachel Ray's feet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

RACHEL RAY IS A WHORE AND A SLUT AND SHE MUST BE DESTROYED!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

$1,000 TK Dollars to the first person who posts pics of RR's feet!

 

[CaptainWacky]

That would be tempting if the entire concept or TK Dollars hadn't of been abandoned!