Praise for Dr Dave's stories!

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm thinking abnout that poor immigrant woman who has to do things with it to stay rich and in the country.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"What's a book lol" - some Kardashian or Jenner Thing

"I mainly read it so that I'd have an excuse not to write my own book. But I loved it! Especially this 'Cassie' character!" - George RR Martin

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"This book makes me dance! Oh wait that's the paycheck from ABC lol" – Gary Busey

"I liked this book and I am fiercer than you so fucking read it you cow." – Emily Blunt

 

[headvoid]

I enjoyed the book so much I bought Dr Dave's soul, locked it in an ebony box and bring it out on weekends when I am feeling a little down. - Satan.

 

[Dr Dave]

Fuck I messed up again! There are no "school of sharks" And Dr Dave saved the day by suggesting and audio version of his book. Mirah didn't have to jump into the sea after all!

Who would do the audio?!??!?!?

Joe Biden.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"THIS BOOK MELTED MY EYES!" - Geordi La Forge

 

[Dr Dave]

He doesn't need eyes to drive a star ship, so he can quit his bitching.