Penguins aren't allowed to dance?

[CaptainWacky]

Worst premise for a movie EVER.

 

[Cassie]

but they're so cute

 

[CaptainWacky]

Aww!

 

[Cassie]

I watched March of the Penguins the other day. That was sad.. made me want to stab someone.

 

[CaptainWacky]

EVERYTHING is sad.

 

[Tisiphone]

Did you want to stab a penguin??

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[Mentalist]

Pingu was a gangsta.

 

[headvoid]

I didn't want to tell you what I have inflicted on the UK population with this film.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're responsible?

 

[headvoid]

Not for the film, it's hard to explain without telling everyone what I do.

I help peddle this crap basically.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I get the impression you promote things, sometimes using appeances by BIG BROTHER CONTESTANTS OMG NIKKI DRESSED AS A PENGUIN.

 

[headvoid]

I do know that Jordan is MORE ORANGE IN REAL LIFE THAN YOU WOULD THINK POSSIBLE

 

[Cassie]

headvoid is a monkey porn star and he's huge!

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you want to stab a penguin??

not yet

 

[Tisiphone]

But you want to, don't you?

DON'T YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cassie]

He wants to stab a penguin with his "jesus stick"

 

[Conchaga]

Bob Sagat has a new film about penguins that's releasing straight to DVD. He called it a 'stoner movie'. I'm now seriously interested.

 

[Cassie]

hmm, never expected to hear Bob Sagat and stoner in the same sentence.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The only thing that remotely interests me in that penguin film is Elijah Wood. He was SO adorable on Jonathan Ross's show last week. SOOOoooooo.

Unfortunately it's also got Robin Williams. And dancing fucking penguins. Ugh.