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PARTY.

Ishcabittle

Ishcabittle

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WITH PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW. THEY HANG OUT IN THE HOUSE YOU'RE HANGING OUT IN.

But you never introduce yourself. They look like they don't want to introduce themselves, and that's fine by you.

I FEEL HYPOCRATICAL.

AT LEAST THERE'S BOOZE AND POT. THAT'SA PULES. PLUS. HA. HAHAH!!! I GOT YOU KEYBOARD!!! YOU CAN'T FIX ME!
 
I'm such a curmudgeon, I try to mostly hang with people I already know at BBQs / parties / etc.

It's just after the fourth or fifth time the random dude hits on your wife / gf / sister and then barfs on the floor, you start to wonder if having Johnny Random at the party is such a great idea.
 
THAT'S A PULSE?
 
NO IT'S KEITH RICHARDS HE HAS NO PULSE. HE RUNS ON BATTERYS AND ACID.
 
AND VINEGAR.
 
ALSO RERUNS OF MAGNUM: PI.
 
You're right. Why bother with new people? They're all assholes anyway.

Then again, what if this attitude will make you miss out on meeting someone really cool? What then, MR. FANCYBANTS.

I don't know. It's just that odd party atmosphere where people are going out of there way to meet and greet some people, but then totally avoiding other people, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, SAY THE HOST.

Wierd. Weirds. Wired.
 
I dunno I'm going to meet some people at a party tonight.

Hopefully they're swingers and the wife is totally hot.
 
I don't bother with people.
 
stick to marshmallow people is my advice
 
They can't hurt you. Unless they achieve sentience.
 
Remember the great Marshmellow uprising of aught four? I lost my brother to the riots that broke out when THE MOARSH MELLOWS HAD THEIR WAYS WITH HIM.

(i don't have a brother)
 
I love people. And I think I love meeting new people over hangin w/ people I know. Its always more interesting and mysteriuos.
 
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SilentBtViolent said:
NO IT'S KEITH RICHARDS HE HAS NO PULSE. HE RUNS ON BATTERYS AND ACID.
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Don't make fun of Keith, his head still hurts.
 
Can this be a TECHNO RAVE DANCE PARTY?
 
I like watching people FROM THE BUSHES
 
I'll put on the Paul Oakenfold as soon as I recover from the epilleptic fit I just had from staring at your av, Harkley.
 
Electronic fit
 
IS THAT A SEXY ROBOT IN YOUR PANTS?
 
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