PANDORA'S BOX

[CaptainWacky]

Is the story of Pandora's box an allergory for the evil of masturbation?

 

[The Question]

No, it was a message found on the wall of an ancient Greek men's-room stall. I went back in time and checked it out, and I can report with complete confidence that Pandora is in fact a kinky little hottie with a very tight box.

 

[Cassie]

Opening her box gives you AIDS.

 

[whisky]

Pandora is actually Spocks first name.

 

[Thrusty]

pandora is actually my favorite internet radio station. If i met pandora i would definately open her box though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does Hope still post here?

 

[The Question]

Nobody wants to fuck Vulcan girls. Why is that, I wonder?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They've got stupid hair.

 

[whisky]

Maybe their pubic hair also has bangs

 

[CaptainWacky]

Plus there's the whole only once every seven years thing.

 

[whisky]

For some of us much less sex, for some of us, much more

 

[CaptainWacky]

True! I'm feeling the seven year itch myself. Not that I had sex seven years ago. Just that I'm itchy.

 

[The Question]

I bet Vulcan chicks are BEASTS in the sack.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It is only logical (increases chances of fertilisation.)

 

[The Question]

Plus, you know if a chick has to wait seven years, any dude who falls in with her is in for some seriously hardcore pent-up-rage-fuckin'.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Of course you can just kill your best friend to end the Pon'Farr if you don't feel like fucking.

 

[The Question]

I'd fuck a Vulcan chick.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd kill my best friend! The bastard.

 

[The Question]

Okay, I'll fuck the Vulcan slut, you kill yer buddeh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Blackadder: You see the ancient Greeks, your Highness, wrote in legend of a terrible container in which all the evils of the world were trapped. How prophetic they were. All they got wrong was the name. They called it 'Pandora's Box', when of course they meant 'Baldrick's Trousers'.