ONLY THE SITH DEAL IN ABSOLUTES

[Yub]

Which mean the Jedi have every other musical instrument to sell!

 

[CaptainWacky]

From my point of view, the Jedi ARE musical instruments.

 

[Yub]

It's true! From a certain point of view.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Luke: A certain point of view? What the shit!?

 

[Yub]

Obiwan: Liar, asshole and pedophile?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Which Jedi would be a guitar?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Han (guitar) Solo.

 

[Yub]

He's no JEDI, he's a scruffy looking nerfherder!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Han(d) Solo would be the skin flute!

 

[Yub]

Once, at band camp, I stuck my skin flute in a pussy!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HAS USED A LIGHTSABRE IN EMPIRE STRIKES BACK AND THAT MEANS HE'S A JEDI OKAY

 

[The Dork Lord]

Jedis don't get frozen in carbonite!

 

[Yub]

And they wear cloaks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lando wore a cloak. Hmmm...

 

[Yub]

Lando never used a lightsabre.

 

[RobL]

Sith are more sexy anyway

 

[The Dork Lord]

COME TO THE DORK SIDE OF THE FARCE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

GILLIAN ANDERSON TO PLAY SITH WITCH IN EPISODE 2!?

 

[Yub]

No, she's playing Beverly Crusher in Trek 11. Sacrilege, IMHO!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LYRE!