One SIXTH of our lives is spent during "Christmas time"

[CaptainWacky]

Since tv adverts for Christmas products start on NOVEMBER FIRST and we're told "SO HERE IT IS MERRY CHRISTMAS!" from then so APPARENTLY it's Christmas for ONE SIXTH OF OUR MISERABLE SHORT EXISTENCES.

 

[Cassie]

Satan rules one sixth of our lives?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yep.

 

[Cassie]

DON'T SIT IN HIS LAP!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I sit in the lap of destiny.

 

[Cassie]

I sit in the lap of a polar bear

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kirsten Dunst sits in my lap WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT.

 

[Cassie]

RAPE!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I find her sexually attractive and would like to have sex with her, so I don't see the problem from my end.

 

[Cassie]

I'm too mad at the world to say something funny right now

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's wrong, m'dear?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I'm guessing the seal-hunt is going poorly this season?

 

[Cassie]

RAWR!!

Do you ever get into stupid fights on the internets with people you wouldn't spend 5 minutes with in RL? Anyway, I've let someone get to me.. which rarely happens, and it's not even on a trollish message board, it's as lovey dovey there as can be. I usually ignore the meanies and just LAUGH and be free. I'm ok now, I still win because I'm a wiener I mean winner, and I'm laughing now.. HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Cassie]

*sob*

 

[Ishcabittle]

Hey dude, there could be wild dingos gnawing on your ankles as you dehydrate in the australian outback, so at least there's that.

 

[Cassie]

AND A DINGO ATE MAH BABEH!!

 

[curiousa2z]

^remember when Zander became possessed by the dingos????

 

[Cassie]

I didn't watch Buffy very much.. I SHOULD HAVE WATCHED EVERY EPISODE THOUGH.. NOW MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE COMPLETE.

RAWR!!

 

[curiousa2z]

maybe LOST could hire Joss? He's unemployed at the mo, isn't he?

 

[Cassie]

He could probably make a huge improvement in the usage of jesus sticks and polar bears.