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ON NOOOOES, WACKY! Perpetual #1 NatalieNatalieNatalie...

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
...is engaged and with child. SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE!!!
 
OH NOES HER PERFECT FIGURE! :shock:

But her breasts will become huge, so there's that.
 
She's engaged to a ballet dancer, so there's hope for Wacky yet!
 
I thought she was engaged TO Wacky!

It's the only thing that makes sense!

(P.S. don't ever date a Ballet dancer, of either sex. Trust me on this)
 
Are they evil?
 
Yes.

:(
 
Wait, ballet dancers have bodies that rival those of most professional athletes. What's the big problem?
 
Maybe they turn into evil swans.
 
they all have orgies after every practice too
 
Oh my God, Wacky hasn't posted here, and it's been up for like TWO AND A HALF HOURS!! Do you think he's harmed himself upon hearing the news??
 
Be strong CaptainWacky.
 
Dr. Dave.

Swans are a form of goose.

'nuf said.
 
Swans can go to hell.
 
SHEEP go to heaven
 
:(
 
SHE SHOULD NAME THE BABY MICHELLE.
 
Seriously if it's twins there's no way she cannot call them Luke and Leia.
 
STILL NO WORD FROM WACKY AND I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO CHECK OTHER THREADS TO SEE IF HE'S POSTED HERE DURING THIS TIME-FRAME, SO I WILL JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS AND ASSUME THAT WACKY HAS GONE TO JOIN HIS GRAN AND DOG IN THE GREAT BEYOND (Edinburgh)!!!!!
 
He's in chat and commented on it, I think.
 
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