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OMG this cafe is infested w/ DYKES?!

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The Question

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Banned.
INFESTED, I SAY!!! :pissed:
 
I suggest thwapping your wang on your table repeatedly to show them that the BULL ELEPHANT TRUMPS THE BULL DYKES!!! YEAH BABY!!!!
 
So?
 
damnit eggs quit posting so fast!
 
I'm even switching between here and LoNAF, too! I AM A GOD!!!!
 
Neo has nothing on you
 
I mean, I can handle the odd lesbian now and then. Ordinarily, nothing I'd blink an eye at, y'know. That's just the modREN world, so they say. But this is practically a dyke CONVENTION going on in here! A CONFERENCE, of sorts! Just MASSES of ugly and/or ill-tempered women who poink women! It's a god damn PLETHORA OR SOMETHING OF A SIMILAR NATURE, IMHO!
:scared:
 
A room full of dykes is like a night off from dating.

For one night in the year you can say, today I had a good excuse for not getting a date.
 
A plethora of dykes?

You shall survive the floods then! ;)
 
THey might just be ugly.
 
The place is SWIMMING WITH RUGMUNCHERS! Just AWASH in 'em! Well, maybe 'awash' is the wrong word. The place is just UNSHAVEN in 'em! There's enough flannel in here to resupply Seattle and enough mullets to recreate the '80s from scratch!
 
Maybe some of them are incest sisters?
 
Back in the GAy 1890s, they called that a "Boston Marriage."
 
How do you know that shit
?
 
I WAS ONE OF THEM!
 
Are they looking at you with murder in their lesbian eyes?
 
I don't wanna know what George Washington, our very first President and iTunes subscriber, picked up from some Amish hooker. Ick.
 
Cassie said:
Are they looking at you with murder in their lesbian eyes?
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No, I think they're conspiring to siphon off a couple quarts of TQ-juice to breed an army of genetically-engineered superdykes.

:scared:
 
DON'T LET THEM TOUCH YOUR PEE PEE!!!
 
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