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Now that I know headvoid a bit better (He's fairly honest)

My father accidently got me in the face with a really hot pepper once-I was turning around at the dinner table-and he had it in his hand-burned my lips! Made me think of it when I read what you wrote.
 
I saw The Saints man parts too!
 
Fuddlemiff said:
This whole foreskin debacle has got me intrigued.



Loktar is always telling the story of how he was towel-whipped in 4th grade and ended up with an embarrassing scar on his ding dong. He hasn't gone into any real detail, though, so who knows how big the scar is or how exactly you get scarred by a towel anyway.

Ah, the "rat-tail". I used to be pretty good at it. If you wet & wring out the towel, it's even worse. Something about the added mass.

One kid I knew at camp could shred milk cartons in midair with his. And I do mean shred.
 
OH man.. I'm too sleepy to hang out any longer.

GOODNIGHT LOVE CHILD AND HEADVOID'S FORESKIN.
 
Shitty Dual said:
Ah, the "rat-tail". I used to be pretty good at it. If you wet & wring out the towel, it's even worse. Something about the added mass.

One kid I knew at camp could shred milk cartons in midair with his. And I do mean shred.

OUCH

Poor old Loktar. He must be busy working now.
 
A shark bit my ding dong once, but oddluy enough, didn't leave a scar. Guess I'm just lucky that way.
 
TRUE LIES!?
 
Big Dick, or very little shark - WHICH IS IT ISCH?
 
Wow.

headvoid, we are still waiting for the foreskin story.
 
I think he posted it in another thread. He was having passionate sex when his skin tore and he thought his dick had come off or something ghastly like that!
 
OH.. I missed it somehow.
 
I could see how one could gloss over that by accident, Cassie.
 
well I missed it too! the story, that is, I wasn't aiming for his foreskin.


Foreskin o Foreskin.
whereFORE art thou, Foreskin?
 
ABOUT TIME THIS WAS BUMPED!
 
lol, I thought it was a you tag until I remembered that happened to me, then I got confused, then I remembered Tyrant lol.
 
Didn't it ever occur to anyone to search the board for the word "foreskin"?
 
headvoid is a foreskin tease.
 
I bet everyone here has suffered some kind of foreskin catastrophe.
 
ORLY?
 
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