NON-IMPORTANT NOTICEY THINGEY!

[SilentBtViolent]

FYI I may lose my access to these "Internets" for awhile as I am moving tomorrow.

I know you will cry tears but let them not be bitter and leet them not be full of sorrow and magrim and cherishment of bereavement of something and such.

Which is to say that I will miss you guys until I get the glorious Internets back again.

 

[Mentalist]

PLEASE NO WHY NO! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!? HAVE I NOT BEEN A GOOD PERSON OR WHAT!? I JUST, PLEASE NO, NO DONT TOUCH ME THERE DADDY!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*throws self over balcony of penthouse office*

FOR SBVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsplat

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU ARE THE BEST NEWBIE TO JOIN IN OCTOBER AND I WILL MISS YOU DURING YOUR HOPEFULLY BRIEF ABSENCE HURRY BACK AND BRING GAGH WITH YOU OMG LOL.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

OMG I WILL MISS YOU GUYS TOO.

*takes trophy*

Thank you for for offering me the "Best Newbie to Join on October 3rd, 2005 Award." However I cannot accept this award.

Why? Because I am really...

*dies of heart attack*

(It's a cliffhanger, get it?)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's a bad Sylvester Stallone movie? (I know, redundant)

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I just wanted to remind everyone that I won a kind-of-award thingey.

 

[Mentalist]

I counter your "Best Newbie to Join on October 3rd, 2005 Award." with my "I dont have any awards, and my life sucks, and this isn't a real award and why do people hate paraplegic mimes and Africans with teh AIDS Award"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Surely you have a Golden Cookie or QOTW to your credit...how about a Duckturd of the Week?

I can have Jethro make you a Poof of the Week at LoNAF...

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I just wanted to thank the little people who made it all possible.

So basically thank you Comcast for the bandwidth and thank you MM for the lenient policies of who can join.

*shakes clenched fists in the air*

Also Menty I have a very special and meaningful award for you, but first you have to kill yourself. I am sorry about that part.

 

[Mentalist]

Oh yeah, I have a bunch of Golden Cookies and like a measley QOTW from my "edgier" days.

My success is STAGGERING.

 

[Mentalist]

Also Menty I have a very special and meaningful award for you, but first you have to kill yourself. I am sorry about that part.

I can't accomodate, I'm trying to cut down on killing myself. I'll probably break soon though.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Then I'll have to think of something else. Give me a couple weeks on this.

 

[Mentalist]

Well be quick about it, I could die in a couple of weeks.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Well if it was suicide and it was right as I was coming up with a different award, then maybe that would be ironic.

I can't tell for sure, since that Alanis Morisette song fucked up my sense of irony.

 

[Mentalist]

Here you go, this ones for you. Its the "November 19th room of people stuck in a cup Award" And I'm awarding it to you for saying "Alanis Morisette" and "Fucked up" in the same sentence. Congrats.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

You were a no-brainer for the "best humorer of newbies" award.

FYI the girls giving the trophy were all asked to hold up their fingers if they'd had sex with SBV.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Thank you for reposting the picture that turned me gay once and for all.

Anybody else?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHY DO so many of those girls have tattoos on their right shoulder!?