NIKKI JUST BUM SLAPPED THE POPE

[Mentalist]

The pope who is mikey for this tale. slapeppps slap

the end

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mikey is a C U NEXT TUESDAY (a bastard!)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mikey was nice to Nikki somtimes but also nominated her and stole her beer sO WHO KNOW

 

[Ishcabittle]

I NEED A NAP. ALL THIS TALK ABOUT A SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN HAS ME EXHAUSTED. HONESTLY... I THINK I'M GONNA BARF FROM OVER-EXURTION.

 

[CaptainWacky]

the talk will die down now

 

[Ishcabittle]

It's cool. Just try not to post anything about any other reality television show, not even Project Runway.

 

[Ishcabittle]

FUCK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Big Brother is the only one that matters.

 

[Ishcabittle]

YEs. As we can tell...

...you know what we could do... we could have a reality television show based on the mine field... it oculd have a bunch of hidded cameras hiddedn behind each of out monitors with microphones and htings and it would be a very boring show with nothing but hot ass gentlemen (such as ourselves) spamming and typing and not saying much of anything because we're concentrating on our spamming and typing and not saying much of anyting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just really liked Nikki, that's all.

 

[Hambil]

I just really liked Nikki, that's all.

Let's write her a letter saying your like retarded or something, and her biggest fan, and won't stop crying since she got evicted and could she please come over and have sex with you so you will feel better.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PROEJDT RAPEWAY LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

I want more than sex.

 

[Ishcabittle]

What else is there? Sex, death, taxes, soda poop, doctors, high-frequency laser technology, and cardinals.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THERE'S ROBOT CHILDREN

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LIGHTEN UP ITS JUST FASCISM

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL ISRAEL JUST NUKED POLAND

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NEXT THEY WILL ANNEX THE PARAMUS MALL LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

SOMEONE GOT HUNGRY AND SHOT AN OSTRICH

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BETTER THAN JOO WAR RATIONS GEFILTE FISH HELPER